default ssh ircscreen@tghost.co.uk "echo \"msg #theblueroom SMS from %N: %s\" > ~/.irssi/remote-control"
TBR ssh ircscreen@tghost.co.uk "echo \"msg #theblueroom SMS from %N: %s\" > ~/.irssi/remote-control"
WEB echo Fake posting to tghost.co.uk: %s
!sms echo "%P <%d> %s"